Jokes

I found some jokes on the web and presenting these to you.


Good: Your wife doesn’t talk to you.
Bad: She wants divorce.
Very bad: She is a lawyer.


Good: Your son is growing up.
Bad: He has a relationship with a whore from the neighborhood.
Very bad: Just like you.


Good: You are explaining to your daughter about birds and bees.
Bad: She interrupts you.
Very bad: And corrects you.


year old man comes to his doctor looking depressed.
He says “Doc, I think I’m impotent.” Doctor sits him
down and begins the standard speech he gives to senior
citizens, about how as the body ages bodily functions
slow down and it is completely normal to suffer some
decrease in sexual desire. How the man shouldn’t worry
or become upset about it, but should just relax and
things will probably be completely fine and
blah blah blah. Finally the doctor asks “When
did you first begin to think you were impotent?”

“Three times last night, and again this morning.”


A policeman comes to the office with one black shoe and one white shoe. His boss starts to yell at him:
– You are ruining police reputation, go home and change the shoes.
The policeman goes home, and comes back after a while.
– Boss I have a problem, the other pair of shoes at home are black and white, too.


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